6. True words of wisdom
Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 10, 2014
7. Men have bad eyesight
Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) July 17, 2015
8. The illusion of having free will
Relationship status: My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2016
9. Well that’s unfair
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife’s is around $643.27. Apparently
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) July 19, 2013
10. She’s his official spokesperson
The Mrs and I have been married so long she can finish my sentences.
She also starts most of them and supplies the middle parts too.
— Your Meh Is Showing (@TheAlexNevil) April 12, 2016
11. Life if full of surprises
My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband.
— fabulous af (@toujours_fab) November 28, 2012
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