17 Teachers Share The Best Smart-Ass Response They Heard From A Student!

6/17. This really shy kid that doesn’t really speak much was getting picked on by this mean girl when the teacher tells her “be nice to him, he might be your boss someday,” without missing a beat he replies “no thanks, I don’t want to be a pimp when I grow up.”
– Soitgoes5

7/17. We had a teacher that would always threaten to phone our home if we were misbehaving. Which she promptly stopped after: Teacher: “What would your mother say if I called home right now?” Student: “She would say hello.”
– MrVulgarity

8/17. My history teacher would spend half the class making jokes directed at the students. One student in particular always took the jokes on the chin and never really made any comebacks.

Eventually, the teacher called him out and jokingly lectured him about standing up for himself. He ended his rant with “You’ve gotta be a man. You’ve gotta be like me.”

The student replied with: “Well which one? Do you want me to be a man or do you want me to be like you?”
-jackschitt-

9/17. I’m not a teacher, but I had a friend in school who was always pretty dramatic. She actually did have IBS though. So we’re in this moody teacher’s class and she keeps asking to use the bathroom, the teacher says no, my friend’s like, “I have IBS though!” and the teacher is like “Tell me what those initials mean and I will let you go.” So she screams “IT MEANS I HAVE TO SHIT” and takes off out of the room.
– TAKEYOURCHAIRWITHYOU

10/17. In high school one of my teachers was having a disagreement with a student. I can’t remember what it was about but finally the teacher ask him if she wanted her to call his mother. The student replies, “do it then. My mama will agree with me too.” The teacher then asks him to leave her class. He goes, “you know what I’m gonna call my mom for you.” He then whips out his cell phone and calls his mom on speaker. “Hey, ma, this teacher want to talk to you.”

The whole class just lost it.
– BagOfBoots

11/17. These kids were only 11.Not a teacher, but this happened in an upper level French class where you can only speak French. If you speak English, the teacher scolds you in French. My friend walked in a few minutes late for a quiz, and wasn’t allowed to take it. My friend looked at the teacher and said (in english) “That’s bullshit.” The teacher looked back angrily and said (also in english) “What did you just say?” My friend: “En Français Monsieur.” He got kicked out of the class.
– theproducer0210

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