Category Archives: Humor

He Catches His Cat Stealing Pizza, His Cat’s Reaction Had Me Laughing Hysterically

It’s no secret that humans love pizza. I mean just look take a stroll down the block to your local plaza, and I’m sure you’ll see a pizza store there. But did you know cats also love pizza just as much?

Don’t believe me? Just take a look at the video below. Sneaky cats will attempt to take a slice of your pizza when you aren’t paying attention. Beware!

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10 Hilarious Differences Between Single And Committed People

Being a single person essentially makes you feel like you can do anything you want. However, you can also feel quite lonely, especially when you are no longer hanging out with your friends or family.

However, being taken can also make you feel like you can no longer be as crazy as you want to be. But is this a good thing after all? Different people experience various changes whenever they are in a relationship, but some things seemingly remain the same for most people.

What exactly are these common differences between single and taken people? Check out the story below.

1. You have no money when you are taken.
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When you were still single, you had enough money to drink alcohol, go to parties, buy computer games, and go wherever you want. Now, you have to prepare enough cash for monthly gifts, weekly dates, and expensive surprise events.

2. You no longer hang out with your squad as much.
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Back then, you and your squad would go to music festivals or even just to the nearby mall to eat, drink, and have fun. Now, you can’t be as available as you were back then because you love being alone with your partner.

3. Being in a relationship has changed the way you pick movie seats.
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When you were single, you would just pick the best seat, which was right in the middle section. But since you already have a wonderful lover, you sometimes pick the corner seats because you might just want to get intimate with him or her during the movie.

4. Having phone calls takes longer than usual.
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Back when you were single, you had nothing to talk about. Now, you have a lot to say and explain because you are so madly in love with another person.

5. Even drinking has changed a bit for you.
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Being single means going out with your friends for a wild night, characterised by having too many beers for you to handle. Now, you still drink, but you have to be classy.

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The Best Motorcycle Ride Ever…This Is Hilarious!

This appears in Daniel Meyer’s “Life Is a Road, Get On It and Ride” which is the second book in his Life Is A Road Series.

I had been banging around the roads of east Texas on my motorcycle and as I headed back into Dallas, found myself in very heavy, high-speed traffic on the freeways. Normally, this is not a problem, I commute in these conditions daily, but suddenly I was nearly run down by a cage that decided it needed my lane more than I did. This is not normally a big deal either, as it happens around here often, but usually I can accurately predict which drivers are not paying attention and avoid them before we are even close. This one I missed seeing until it was nearly too late, and as I took evasive action I nearly broadsided another car that I was not even aware was there!

Two bad decisions and insufficient situational awareness…all within seconds.. Time to get off the freeway.

I hit the next exit, and as I was in an area I knew pretty well, headed through a few big residential neighborhoods as a new route home. As I turned onto the nearly empty streets I opened the visor on my full-face helmet to help get some air. I figured some slow riding through the quiet surface streets would give me time to relax, think, and regain that “edge” so frequently required when riding.

Little did I suspect…

As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it – it was that close.

I hate to run over animals…and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact.

Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels can take care of themselves!

Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!” as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest.

Instantly he set upon me. If I did not know better I would have sworn he brought twenty of his little buddies along for the attack. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light t-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage!

Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street…and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing.

I grabbed for him with my left hand and managed to snag his tail. With all my strength I flung the evil rodent off the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw.

That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there. It really should have. The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser.

But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary pissed-off squirrel.

This was an evil attack squirrel of death!

Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands, and with the force of the throw swung around and with a resounding thump and an amazing impact he landed square on my back and resumed his rather anti-social and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him!

The situation was not improved. Not improved at all. His attacks were continuing, and now I could not reach him.

I was startled to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of a Valkyrie can only have one result. Torque. This is what the Valkyrie is made for, and she is very, very good at it.

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Comic Nails The Nightly Routine Of Married Couples Everywhere

If you’re in a relationship with someone who routinely falls asleep on the couch, just know you are not alone.


All around the world, there are countless boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives who live with a chronic couch crasher — a person who claims he/she is “totally awake right now” and “not even tired” and then falls asleep within minutes.

Cartoonist Adrienne Hedger of Hedger Humor perfectly captures this all-too-common dynamic in comic form:



Hilarious Little Boy Has ESPN Anchors Dying With Laughter On Live TV

The focus should’ve been the baseball game at the College World Series matchup between the TCU Horned Frogs and Coastal Carolina Chanticleers in Omaha on Saturday night, but one little boy in the crowd had ESPN sports anchors and viewers at home howling with laughter.

When the young fan noticed ESPN’s live cameras had panned in his direction, he snapped to attention. His reaction is so good, it seems like he’s spent his entire life preparing.

“How long can he go?” one of the anchors ponders aloud a mere 10 seconds into the boy’s hilarious reaction. As it turns out, the kid manages to draw out his comedic performance for a full 90 seconds.

The best part of all is that his mom, who appears to be the lady in the purple tank sitting next to him, seems too enthralled in the game to notice that her own son is stealing the show.

What would you do if you were this little guy’s parents?

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Top 15 Funniest Google Search Results

Google is the best search engine for a lot of reasons, it’s like that best friend you never had, who’s always there for you, and understands you no matter what condition you’re under. I was pretty surprised when I saw the search results that people got in the pictures bellow, at first I thought it was just a joke, but after testing it myself I found out that they’re actually accurate, and this is what makes Google the best ladies and gentlemen.

1. One “Alright” makes all the difference
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2. The third one is perfect, 10/10 would get it
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3. Google will help you even if you’re retarded
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4. Born to Lama
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5. What don’t you know oh almighty Google
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Woman Told Her Husband She Was Pregnant…But She Left Out One Crucial Detail!

For a couple struggling to get pregnant, every day is a test of commitment and will. And when the day comes when you finally get the news you’ve been hoping for, you want to be 100% sure before you start to celebrate.

This husband came home from work one day to be greeted by his very happy wife, jumping up and down excitedly. “I have some really great news!” she exclaimed. But not everything was as it seemed…

The wife stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from the excitement, tearfully told her husband that she was pregnant! They’d been trying for a while, and the husband was overjoyed. “That’s amazing!,” he said. “I’m so happy!”

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But the wife had one more surprise up her sleeve. She said, “There’s more. We are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

The husband was shocked! In amazement, he asked her how she could know it was twins so soon after getting pregnant.

“Well,” she says, “that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

It just goes to show: always see your doctor first before making any big pregnancy announcements!

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14 Hilarious Husband Tweets That Are Just Perfect.

According to my humble experience, which is my parent’s marriage, I’m sure that they’ll relate to most of these tweets because I witnessed some of the things stated in them first hand. Marriage is not easy at all, it won’t work out as it should if both parties don’t cooperate and help each other, kind of like everything else in life, in order for things to go smoothly everyone should help. These tweets are really funny and even if you’ve never been married before you’ll get a good laugh from them and even be glad you’re not.

1. And the 2016 Savage Award Goes to…*Drum Roll*…Kent Graham
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2. You just told me to go relax..
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3. The Dog’s opinion is always important
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4. Wow this is crazy
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5. No one likes to do shores
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6. Why don’t you like the bunk beds
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These 15 Kids Have The Weirdest & Most Hilarious Life Goals Ever

Nothing is normal nowadays, even the kids are getting weirder than before. When I was a kid everything was normal, kids were behaving normally and life was great, but now kids are so weird and obnoxious, I don’t know why but it’s probably the food we’re eating and growing up with all these various kinds of electronics that probably fried their brains and now there’s no way to fix it. All jokes aside these kids are hilarious in the most adorable and innocent way possible, and the goals in the pictures bellow are just so random and funny.

1. I like this kid.
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2. The real life goals.
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3. Easy there little Hitler.
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4. They told me I could become anything.
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5. Sounds logical.
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These Dads Walk Out Of The Garage & When The Music Starts, I Completely Lost It…

To write your own rap offers 7 steps. The first step is brainstorm, then you write the chorus and lyrics. The website tells you not to lie about who you are in step four. The last three stages are to organize the rap, get it memorized, and share it. So, this video is from some dads. Dads who rap.

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That is the subject of this video. We have four fathers who are brave enough to tell us what it is like living a “Dad Life!” You can tell that they followed all of the steps and actually tell us who they are! They are all confident dads, and they love what they are doing! We see their tools, their children, and their tender side watching a Disney movie!

Take a look at this video!

Well done dads, after your kids get over the shock of seeing you rap and dance – they will enjoy it as much as I did! Share away, people!