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Woman Gets Trolled After Announcing Her Pregnancy To The Wrong Person

Having a baby is a life-changing experience. It might even change your life for the better. But when you get pregnant by someone else’s boyfriend, and then announce it in a string of furious texts to the person who you think is the dude’s girlfriend but actually isn’t, well, that can also change your life. But not in a good way. Especially when it ends up on the internet.
That’s exactly what happened recently, and since the hilarious exchanges were shared on Imgur they’ve been viewed more than 200k times. The story starts normally enough (sort of), when the user – named OddOod – received a text from a random person stating that “Youre (sic) boyfriend made me pregnant”. But realizing that the sender had the wrong number, and spying a golden opportunity for some trolling, the recipient decided to have a little fun. Read the full hilarious conversation below.

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This Dog Heard Her Favourite Song And Did Something Her Human Just Had To Catch On Video!

When your song comes on, there are times when you can cut loose, sing along and start a one-man/woman dance party. And there are also times when we need to hold back and play it cool. But even when you try to hold back, you might find your self bobbing your head or tapping one of your feet to the rhythm. Or maybe you have your unique way of expressing yourself. In the case of this adorable German Shepherd, the sounds of Flo Rida and T-Pain’s Low just makes it impossible to stay still. She can’t exactly get wild in the car so check out how she gets her subdued groove on.

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Man Stabs Roommate 47 Times For Pronouncing Espresso With An X

An Ohio native escalated the term “grammar Nazi” to new heights in Huntington, Ohio yesterday after stabbing his roommate 47 times for mispronouncing the word “espresso.”
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Fred Gelman was stabbed to death in his apartment by roommate George Heck, with what witnesses describe as very little warning. “There were no sounds of an argument,” recalled Sam Kent, the neighbor who called the police. “The walls are paper thin in this apartment complex, so we can hear pretty much anything. Fred just asked George if he’d like some kind of fancy coffee, and the next thing we heard was a bloodcurdling scream of rage, followed by a noise like someone hollowing out a large pumpkin.”

Police arrived to find Gelman, 38, dead from approximately 47 stab wounds, while Heck, 34, stood nearby holding a bloody kitchen knife. “I told him,” confessed Heck, “I told him that if he said ‘expresso’ instead of ‘espresso’ one more time that I was gonna kill him, but he didn’t listen.”

Kent claims that this wasn’t the first act of violence spurred by bad pronunciation. “I heard Fred say ‘irregardless’ to George once and the next day I passed him in the hall, he had a black eye,” said Kent. “He told me that he ran into a door, but I knew better.”

“Everything he said was wrong,” Heck told police. “‘ATM machine,’ ‘liberry,’ ‘nucular’—I put up with it for years, but I just couldn’t take it anymore. He said one ‘expresso’ too many and I reached my breaking point.”

Jury selection has already become a hot topic around the case, with defending attorney Sally Eastman keen to find frequenters of Internet comment sections among the potential jurors. “If you got me a jury comprised entirely of those guys, I could get Heck off by Wednesday,” Eastman commented. “All I’d need to do is show them a note Gelman left on the fridge saying, ‘You’re turn to buy milk!’ and they’d unanimously call it justifiable homicide.”

Heck gave himself up to police willingly and didn’t resist arrest. When asked if stabbing Gelman 47 times was an overreaction, Heck responded, “He butchered the language, so I butchered him. Call it an ie for an ei.”

NRA Spokesman: “If More Fetuses Were Armed, Less Abortions Would Happen”

In the wake of heated national debates surrounding Planned Parenthood and Second Amendment rights, the National Rifle Association has announced a new project that they believe will protect both unborn fetuses as well as American citizens’ rights to guns. The group says it’s funding research that, if successful, would lead to new nanotechnology capable of implanting firearms into pregnant women’s wombs.

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“If we could just get tiny little guns into those tiny little hands, doctors would think twice about performing abortions. A Magnum with an inch-long barrel is still a Magnum. It’ll take your head plumb off,” said Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president of the NRA. “The second amendment applies to all Americans, even in utero. Unless they’re black, obviously.”

The NRA says that scientists have successfully implanted a 9MM handgun into the uterus of a pregnant chimpanzee. If all goes as planned, human trials will begin early next year.

When asked if arming unborn children would lead to the doctors themselves carrying guns, LaPierre smiled. “Gosh, we sure hope so. Everyone should be packing heat. And not just on the maternity ward—this could be a huge step in the fight against cancer. Everyone knows, the best way to stop a single-cell organism with a gun, is a multi-cellular organism with a gun.”

Fetal gun ownership would pose a health risk to expecting mothers, but the NRA says their research proves that massive internal trauma would be a minimal issue when set against the unborn child’s unfettered ability to defend itself. Additionally, mothers would not be allowed to own guns during pregnancy as “hormones and other girl stuff totally mess with their ability to use a gun properly.”

When pressed about what steps would be covered in prenatal background checks, a spokesperson for the NRA said that under new proposed regulations, the fetuses would be automatically approved for gun ownership. “As far as we’re concerned, there’s no cleaner record than a human being that hasn’t entered the world yet.”

Judge Asks Woman Why She Wants A Divorce And Her Answer Is Hilarious!

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

“Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can’t communicate with me.”

She’s Never Met A Zebra Before. When She Looks Behind Her? I Can’t Stop Laughing!

Although horses and zebras are closely related (zebras are closer to donkeys to horses), it’s rare that they’d ever get the chance to meet. Like distance cousins at a family get-together, no one knows what’s going to happen. So someone decided to find out. For the first time, this foal is meeting a baby zebra.

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April the foal is happy running around in the yard, investigating anything and everything she comes across. Once she’s done, she takes a stroll into the barn and finds a very curious creature. It closely resembles her in shape, but the coat is all wrong. There’s too many stripes. April seems a little spooked by the newcomer, and goes back to prancing in the pasture!

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The zebra doesn’t seem too interested in joining the others, or is perhaps too shy to investigate the other large creatures that are around. Share away, people!

He Suspected His Wife Is Cheating On Him…But Then His Daughter Reveals What’s Really Going On!

There’s nothing like the feeling of knowing you’re being lied to. That’s why, when a significant other is being unfaithful, it hurts more than anything.

But for one father, the discovery that his wife was cheating on him ended in a way no one would have seen coming.

A little girl hears the phone ringing and decides to pick it up.
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“Hello?”

A man’s voice responds, “Hi, honey, this is your father. Is mommy home?”

“Yes, daddy. She’s upstairs in bed with Uncle Paul.”

There’s a pause on the other line.

“But, honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”

“Yes I do!” the little girl responds. “And he’s upstairs with mommy.”

The man thinks for a few seconds and then decides on a plan.
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“Alright, can you do something for me, honey? Put the phone down, go upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and tell Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

After a few minutes, the little girl is back on the phone.
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“Okay, daddy. I did it!”

“And what happened?”

“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of bed without any clothes on!”

The man thinks for second. “And what about Uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed without any clothes on, too. Then he jumped out of the back window and into the pool. But he didn’t know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s hurt really bad.”
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There’s a long pause, before the man replies. “Pool? Wait — is this 486-5731?!”
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These Epic Replies Prove That You Should Never Ever Text Your Ex

Have you ever drunk text that guy you just broke up with?

Do you feel like you need to talk to her and get things back in place?

Drop down your ammunition’s as in the urge to ping and if you have ever been tempted to text your ex, go through these hilarious responses before you press that “SEND” button.

You see I don’t know you anymore!
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The cheat game is old honey!
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Poop got serious!
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If You Can Find Your Name In This Puzzle In Under 15 Seconds, You Might Actually Be A Real Genius.

There are few things as fun as challenging our brains and our perceptions. That’s why everybody loves brain teasers!

So when we saw this test, we couldn’t wait to take a look at it. While it looked simple at first, most people can’t figure it out. Can you?

All you have to do is find your name in this block of letters!
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Did you find it? Most people don’t get it, so don’t worry. The trick is that you’re not going to find your own name in the puzzle. You just need to find “your name,” which shows up in three places!
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Feel silly? I sure did. If you got it on the first try, congrats! If you didn’t, you might want to start taking things more literally… Share this perplexing puzzle with your friends below!