Ex Husband Gave Her Three Days To Move Out.But What She Did Next Was Brilliant!

 

Once Edith had finished her meal, she methodically went into each and every room in the house, stuffing half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. It was almost as if she’d never been there.

For now…

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When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Slowly, though, the house began to smell. Jake and Karen tried everything — cleaning, mopping, Febreze-ing and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. And not just those little tree-shaped ones, either. Like, serious, industrial air fresheners. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time they had to stay in a hotel, and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting.

NOTHING worked!

Somewhere during all of this, I’d like to think Edith was channeling Mr. Bean in all her glory!

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People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

*For sale BY a Dick!

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A month later, even though they had cut their price by more than half, they could not find a buyer for their unholy stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtor refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place, just to preserve their sanity.

“PLEASE, GOD! SOMEONE BUY THIS HOME!”

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