The IRS Tried To Audit This Old Man, But You’ll Never Guess What Trick He Had Up His Sleeve!

“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” the old man replied. “How about a bet? I bet you a thousand dollars I can bite my own eye.” After thinking for a moment, the auditor decided. “Ok, it’s a bet.” The old man then popped out his glass eye and bit down on it.
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“Now, I bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.” The auditor thought for a moment, but, knowing the old man isn’t blind, decides to take that bet. The old man then removed his dentures and used them to bite his good eye. Stunned, the auditor realized he just lost three grand, and the old man’s lawyer witnessed it all!
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“Want to go double or nothing?” the old man asked. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.” Knowing he’d been played twice, the auditor examined the room, decided there’s no way the old man could pull it off, and finally agreed.
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