The IRS Tried To Audit This Old Man, But You’ll Never Guess What Trick He Had Up His Sleeve!

The old man stood on the desk, unzipped his pants, and let loose. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to reach the waste basket, or prevent any spillage. He lost the bet. At that moment, the auditor jumped to his feet in victory, cheering his big win.
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Yet as he celebrated, he noticed that the old man’s lawyer moaning, head-in-hands. “What’s wrong?” he asked the attorney. “This morning, when my client told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”
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They say that wisdom and old age go hand-in-hand, and if this old man is any indication, then this couldn’t be more true. He was one step ahead the whole time!

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